Rock
Scissors
Fuck
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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