I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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