a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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