hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
