ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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