Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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