big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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