how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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