Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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