so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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