I don't think brook has ever known best
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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