i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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