At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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