so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just google imaged poop.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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