Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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