i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
