Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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