i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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