every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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