What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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