My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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