I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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