Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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