New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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