I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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