she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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