How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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