ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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