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  I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup

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• (415): View more from California

  the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  did you fuck him yet?

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  hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"

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• (415): View more from California

  Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What are best friends for?

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  Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago

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