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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

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That text needs to switch to water.

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(651): Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink (952): That text needs to switch to water. http://tfl.nu/83yo

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(678): View more from Georgia

he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

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(678): he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with. http://tfl.nu/6t6o

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.

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(606): Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes. http://tfl.nu/z8mg

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(305): View more from Florida

its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(305): its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face http://tfl.nu/dxi4

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(250): Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point? http://tfl.nu/14m2

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(908): View more from New Jersey

While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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(908): While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you." http://tfl.nu/7a3m

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(256): View more from Alabama

No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.

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(256): No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep. http://tfl.nu/gby7

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(317): View more from Indiana

Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(317): Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call" http://tfl.nu/v8oa

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(256): View more from Alabama

Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed

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(256): Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed http://tfl.nu/b65f

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(845): View more from New York

officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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(845): officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand. http://tfl.nu/8nd1

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.

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(615): We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND. http://tfl.nu/votz

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.

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(202): To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned. http://tfl.nu/z20l

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(516): View more from New York

YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.

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(516): YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test. http://tfl.nu/ods7

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(562): View more from California

Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.

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(562): Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning. http://tfl.nu/rdpv

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(214): View more from Texas

Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag

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(214): Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag http://tfl.nu/i32x

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