I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.