I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???