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plz talk dirty to me

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(212): plz talk dirty to me http://tfl.nu/4w96

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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.

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(909): I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars. http://tfl.nu/cj0n

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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(631): Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"? http://tfl.nu/0zdv

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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.

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(907): she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit. http://tfl.nu/38x3

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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.

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(847): You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive. http://tfl.nu/z8kz

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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.

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(865): just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke. http://tfl.nu/o9qp

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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?

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(519): He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him? http://tfl.nu/ad81

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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?

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(304): 1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex? http://tfl.nu/mw5g

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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.

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(831): The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half. http://tfl.nu/bj5u

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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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(901): mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again. http://tfl.nu/wn4g

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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night

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(435): Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night http://tfl.nu/xeqd

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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom

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(509): Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom http://tfl.nu/fom9

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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.

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(747): by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party. http://tfl.nu/9v1z

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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with

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(618): Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with http://tfl.nu/wwss

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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really

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(231): You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really http://tfl.nu/kw3p

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