I must be too annoying 4 u.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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