I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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