barbara walters just said penis...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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