Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
