I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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