I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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