Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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