I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
