Do vagina's smell?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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