We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just googled if crying burns calories
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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