spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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