You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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