Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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