in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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