So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him