Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...