All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.