Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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