Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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