I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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