how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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