I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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