I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize