ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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